Playboy: OK, we're on. Why don't we begin by...
John: Doing "Hamlet". (laughter)
Ringo: Yeah, yeah, let's do that.
Playboy: That sounds like fun, but just for fun, why don't we do an *interview* instead?
George: Say, that's a fine idea. I wish I'd thought of that.
Paul: What shall we ask you for your first question?
Ringo: About those Bunny girls ...
Playboy: No comment. Let's start over. Ringo, you're the last Beatle to join the group, aren't you?
Playboy: How long were you guys together as a team before Ringo joined up?
John: A few years probably, sort of off and on, really, for three years or so.
Paul: yeah, but really amateur.
George: The local pub, you know. And in each other's uncle's houses.
John: And at George's brother's wedding. Things like that. Ringo used to fill in sometimes if our drummer was ill. With his periodic illness.
Ringo: He took little pills to make him ill.