New Year's Resolutions
Airdate:
Monday - December 29, 1969
WOR Show Original Airing
First Spoken Line After Theme Ends
Well, it won't be long, it will not be long. . .
Show Description
Shep declares his New Years resolutions
No more Jews Harp or Kazoo playing, he will get rid of his entire collection
He says he will give his Kazoo to the person sending in the best essay on how their life would be more complete if they owned Shep's Kazoo
He will read more serious NY Times articles
No more crying or laughing
No more reading silly articles
Tells about his neighbor's dog Zero. The Beegee family living in what is known as the Emdee house, have a son named Melvin who is about Shep's age and a dog named Zero. The dog spends 24 hours a day yapping in their backyard until one day the old man hurls a can of beer at him. From that day on the dog kept silent.