A female companion for you mutt.
Trip to the bank and name spelling problems again - Sheppharrd.
Ordering things from catalogs - even used socks!
All people never read an entire catalog. They only look at the section that interests them
Shep sends for an Allied catalog and it comes to the wrong name - "Shirp"
He orders some things from the catalog using the order form in the catalog with Shirp's name and a Shepherd money order.
Squeezing the Charmin - product promotions
Sitting at John's one day Schwartz puts some Spanish Fly in Flick's YooHoo.
