Pantyhose shuts down Massey Ferguson Tractor factory
Stamps - the size of the stamp is related to the self esteem and confidence quotia of the country of origin
Reading the newspaper - the real stories are inside. Sports and insulting headlines. Shep relates a time he went to a Titans game where they won with a 107 yard touchdown and nothing was mentioned in the paper the next day.
Want ads - Authentic dead copperhead in formaldehyde. Kids and snakes.
The indelible pencil - Jack Morton had purple tongue through high school.
There is a myth that Shep lives in NJ. "Shep does not, never has, and never will live in NJ" (See note)
Letter from listener - I wrote you about marrying my sister and you never contacted her.
Cuckoos - People in show business are indignent.
One listener writes in that she saw Shep selling mens ties
Constant invitations to dinner
Shep compares notes with Jack Parr about fan mail they receive. |
|Shep did live in New Jersey several times. In the '50s he lived in New Milford and in the '70s he lived in Washington, NJ.|
|Speaking of arthritis - this is WOR|