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Playboy
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January 1970
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Zinsmeister And The Treacherous Eighter From Decatur
humor - By Jean Shepherd
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"You CATHOLIC?"
"Nope."
The toadlike sergeant behind the desk at the Chicago induction center - where I stood naked in a line of naked men that must have stretched for two miles - hunched over my Yellow Form.
"You Jewish?"
"Nope."
"OK. Yer Protestant." He stamped - with a heavy hand on my form.
Weakly, I protested, "Nope."
"Whaddaya mean, nope? Y' ain't no Catholic or Jew." His BB-shot eyes tried to focus on me. It wasn't easy. He had the look of a man who had been sitting at a desk with naked bodies moving past him for maybe a hundred years. It's almost impossible to see one body after that...
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copyright © 1970 Playboy Magazine
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